I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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