I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
