Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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