are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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