I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Randomize
