That's intense
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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