Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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