on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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