she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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