Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
is this the sara with the beer cane?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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