I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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