She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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