his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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