The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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