i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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