Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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