Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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