Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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