this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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