Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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