so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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