I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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