When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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