Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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