You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
The adults are the big ones right?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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