You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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