There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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