If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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