I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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