On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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