i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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