is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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