i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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