i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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