Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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