i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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