Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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