He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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