walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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