I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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