I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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