god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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