She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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