What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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