You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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