I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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