You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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