Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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