I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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