you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize