discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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