I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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