this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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