Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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