Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Come on in and take your pants off
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