non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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