He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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