I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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